"Let's be friends!"
We all poop. Peter Piper pooped, the popes all pooped, heck, even Penelope pooped. But even though poop is an undeniable fact of life – Benjamin Franklin might well have said "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and poop" – does poop occupy its rightful place in the grand pantheon? Not even close.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://fromfilmerstofarmers.com/to-poop-or-not-to-poop-that-is-not-a-question/